Martha Steward, you are FAIL!

Chocolate ginger cookies from Martha Steward--never make them  ):<

Candied ginger are jewels!

The dough was so bad. Somehow I was able to shape them by refrigerating the dough, rolling it out between two sheets of parchment paper, freezing the rolled out dough, quickly cutting out two shapes then peeling away the surrounding dough. Repeat 495840985 times  ):<< Here they are bedazzled with their ginger gems :3
And here the chocolate ginger cookies are out of the oven--black, hard, bitter hearts.
I scraped the rest of the dough off the parchment sheets into a ziplock and squeezed out shapes, which means more doodoo-shaped food.
They had no taste ):<<<

No, they has no flavor ):<<<<

Nathan

LOOVE Emily: sooo nathan

LOOVE Emily: youre going to live with GIRLS i hear

LOOVE Emily: theres going to be like tampons all over

justanotherkv: technically, no

LOOVE Emily: oh

justanotherkv: yeah

justanotherkv: we're not sharing a bathroom

LOOVE Emily: but the tampons will spread

justanotherkv: XP

LOOVE Emily: theyll creep out from the girls bathroom

LOOVE Emily: then travel down the hall, clinging to the walls

justanotherkv: we're on different floors

justanotherkv: =P

LOOVE Emily: OK

LOOVE Emily: and then up the stairs

LOOVE Emily: leaving bloody trails

justanotherkv: down the stairs

LOOVE Emily: and then one day youll wake up and there will be a tampon on your forehead

LOOVE Emily: OK even better

justanotherkv: and I'll eat it

LOOVE Emily: they will snake down the stairs

LOOVE Emily: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

justanotherkv: mmmm

LOOVE Emily: ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justanotherkv: or stick it in one of my own bodily orfices

Cole, My New Lover.

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Choco Doodoo Meringue Pancakes

So I was on The Internets and saw this so I decided I must make them. Instead of making Chocolate Meringue Kisses, I wanted to make Chocolate Meringue Doodoos. But the doodoo swirl didn't come out so they were Choco Meringue Doodoo Pancakes.

They were still warm when I took them out so they kind of stuck to the parchment paper.
The topping is my most fav spread evar: nutella-sour cream.


Nutella-sour cream on its belly
and another one on top and it's now a lovely sammich.

SO GOOD!