weird looking onions

"These onions look weird, like platyhelminthes."

"Everything looks like playhelminthes to you."

my new pet

Molly just has a a brush, a bar of soap, a convection oven, and a stick ):

The other pet is so rich and has clothes and a Christmas tree and presents and food and wallpaper and antlers and wood floors and three rooms and two gardens, such a show off.

Molly steals.

And then craps on the ground.

pixar2d: they probably dont need to see other girls ... they can just read poetry and sperm will come automatically

'run'

pixar2d: u ran this morning huh ?

LOOVE Emily: hahahhah

LOOVE Emily: i would not call it running

LOOVE Emily: i think i put run in quotes lol

pixar2d: hahahaha'

LOOVE Emily: but then i also ate two lunches

pixar2d: thats good

LOOVE Emily: would you still like me if i am fatty?

pixar2d: hahahaha

pixar2d: yeah

LOOVE Emily: like super fatty?

pixar2d: hahahaha

pixar2d: i would probably take u running with me at that point

pixar2d: hahahahha

LOOVE Emily: HAHAHA

LOOVE Emily: and i would 'run'

Ari

GIGGLES

pixar2d: by the way when you see typos can you make currections ?

pg231

"C'mon, say something to me." Midori said with her face buried in my chest.

"Whaddya want me to say?"

"Anything. Something to make me feel good."

"You're really cute." I said.

"Midori," she said. "Say my name."

"You're really cute Midori," I corrected myself.

"Whaddya mean really cute?"

"So cute the mountains crumble and the oceans dry up."

Midori lifted her face and looked at me. "You have this special way with words."

"I can feel my heart softening when you say that," I said, smiling.

"Say something even nicer."

"I really like you, Midori. A lot."

"How much is a lot?"

"Like a spring bear," I said.

"A spring bear?" Midori looked up again. "What's that all about? A spring bear."

"You're walking through a field all by yourself one day in spring, and this sweet little bear cub with velvet fur and shiny little eyes comes walking along. He says to you, 'Hi, there, little lady. Want to tumble with me?' So you and the bear cub spend the whole day in each other's arms, tumbling down this clover-covered hill. Nice, huh?"

"Yeah. Really nice."

"That's how much I like you."

"That is the best thing I've ever heard," said Midori, cuddling up against my chest. "If you like me that much, you'll do anything I tell you to do right? You won't get mad, right?"

"No, of course I won't get mad."

"And you'll take care of me always and always."

"Of course I will," I said, stroking her short, soft boyish hair. "Don't worry, everything is going to be fine."

unkowwn89: Morning

unkowwn89: Im at paradise palms

LOOVE Emily: hey brian

LOOVE Emily: i will meet you there then

unkowwn89: Where are you

LOOVE Emily: in the library

unkowwn89: Lol

unkowwn89: U can stay

unkowwn89: Cause im with a clique

BBL!!!!!!

justanotherkv: D:

justanotherkv: ?

justanotherkv:

LOOVE Emily: :E

justanotherkv: E:

LOOVE Emily: :3

LOOVE Emily: that is the testicle mouth

justanotherkv: ...

LOOVE Emily: :=3

LOOVE Emily: :==3

LOOVE Emily: : c==3

justanotherkv: : 3==>

justanotherkv: oh, well then

LOOVE Emily: :o c==3

justanotherkv: : O c==3

justanotherkv: wow

LOOVE Emily: bhwahahha.

LOOVE Emily: alright.

justanotherkv: wait

justanotherkv: -|-< c="="3-|-O:

justanotherkv: damn, I have a sick mind

justanotherkv: ASCII PRON

LOOVE Emily: omggggggggg

LOOVE Emily: HAHAHA i see it!!

LOOVE Emily: wow nathan wow

justanotherkv: yeah

justanotherkv: I know

justanotherkv: time to make it animated

LOOVE Emily: pron pron pron!

justanotherkv: nah

justanotherkv: I'm not really that nasty

justanotherkv: ><

LOOVE Emily: http://foodporndaily.com/

justanotherkv: I still can't believe I did that

LOOVE Emily: that is better

justanotherkv: haha

LOOVE Emily: yeah nathan neither can i

justanotherkv: eww, food

justanotherkv: mmm

LOOVE Emily: mirror neurons!

justanotherkv: oh god, I need to get offline

LOOVE Emily: i think his jeans don't fit that well

invisibleouch: lol

invisibleouch: i thnk it fits well

LOOVE Emily: like a terrible shadow

invisibleouch: lol

LOOVE Emily: maybe

LOOVE Emily: they are pulled up too high?

LOOVE Emily: omg it is so terrible i feel so embarrassed for him

invisibleouch: lol

invisibleouch: or maybe it's tight, but fits perfectly

LOOVE Emily: no

LOOVE Emily: no one should wear jeans that do that to your crotch

invisibleouch: lol

invisibleouch: it looks like they are doing that

invisibleouch: =/

LOOVE Emily: what?

LOOVE Emily: then you agree

invisibleouch: yea

invisibleouch: how was lab?

LOOVE Emily: pretty boring

invisibleouch: wat did u do? or wat was the lab abt?

LOOVE Emily: it was about the rules

LOOVE Emily: and then we had to do 'dimensional analysis' which was really just adding units to equations

invisibleouch: oh

invisibleouch: did u finished the lab then?

LOOVE Emily: yeah

invisibleouch: wow

invisibleouch: is it due on that day? or you have like a week to finish it?

LOOVE Emily: probably a week?

LOOVE Emily: but it was just three problems

invisibleouch: oh

invisibleouch: i should check it out tomorrow

LOOVE Emily: check what out?

invisibleouch: ur labs

LOOVE Emily: lol y

invisibleouch: just curious of what work u guys are doing

invisibleouch: so i can come 2molo? when u gonna be home?

LOOVE Emily: molo molo

invisibleouch: ?

invisibleouch: come on saturday?

LOOVE Emily: wait why not friday?

invisibleouch: idk

invisibleouch: i'll come on friday

invisibleouch: i didn't understand u molo molo

invisibleouch: |=

LOOVE Emily: you do not make sense either

invisibleouch: lol

invisibleouch: two-mo-lo = tomorrow

invisibleouch: short

LOOVE Emily: there isn't an l in tomorrow

invisibleouch: row = lo

LOOVE Emily: who told you that?

invisibleouch: a friend

invisibleouch: short txting

My summer schedule

BHWAAAHA. It is summer!

1

hold the grilled char, hoe a little, weed, pick

look for a blueberry for my squirrel, Souffle seeds, sickle from Cain

cocoa seeds from Toucan, see my squirrel :3

hot springs, give char to Toby?

sickle old plants, put char, get fertilizer, fertilize then plant seeds then water

maybe work at the bar

2 waffle

hold the yarn and silk and wool and watering can and fishing rod and grilled char and iron, water plants

look for squirrel presents, upgrade fishing pole

go to the taylor shop, buy a refrigerator, buy grilled clams, give Toby a char, give Gill a clam, visit my squirrel

go fishing

work?

3 waffle-fishing day

water my plants

give out presents, buy 2 bodizigers

Toucan island fishing and use only ONE bodigizer

work?

hoe if I have strength :P

4 waffle

water plants

give presents, grill the caught fish, buy a blue cock

smash rocks or cut up trees, find squirrel presents, maybe try to find some mushrooms

5 mine

water plants

say hi to everyone, MINE: look for iron and mushrooms, use the extra bodigizer

6 mine

water plants

give Cain the cock, buy seeds, refine stuff, upgrade hammer if I have iron, chop stuff up

fish?

7 waffle-fest

water plants

fish more, grill the fish, give fish and clams, buy lotsa herbal tea, give herbal tea to Jin

visit my squirrel

bar

8 mine

water plants

forage for squirrel food, buy seeds?, say hi to everyone :3, give Mira a tea, mine for iron and mushrooms

9 waffle

water plants

feed the squirrel, give Gill a clam and finish the scavenger hunt

fish at Toucan island

work at the bar

10 waffle

water plants

look for squirrel food, buy watermelon seeds?

give Yolanda a tea present :3, feed Gill, feed the squirrel, go to Toucan island to fish

bar work

My chicks and kao

I lived like a drug addict. I ate half a packet of soda crackers with tofu slices for lunch and then the other half for dinner or maybe a mango acai drink. Instead of going to class, I slept the whole day.

MANGO

It will be night,

   of course,

with only fairy lights,

   illuminating or reflecting

   our souls.

      Our souls--

   they are dark wisps hidden in our hair

   or maybe orbs whirling around our heads?--

   it doesn't matter,

   they will be present,

   nonetheless.

I will wear white

   and glow like a moon halo,

   ethereal in the cold vacuum of the space

   between us.

With stardust in my crinkled eyes,

   I see you as I always have,

   the single notch cut in my heart.

My hand will clench your clothes and inhale you,

   memories framed in love's perfection,

   of boyish smiles, tender kisses, wild hair.

I will reach out to you with my eyes closed,

   and reign in your brilliant light,

   smooth and sweet against my cheek.

      So sweet--

  I ache in my throat and tingle at my nose.

Fear--

   there is no fear.

I will be with you forever,

I know.

   A timeless forever,

   hanging in a dazzling mid-twirl, a throbbing mid-leap,

   in the moment of stretching infinity at the mouth of a black hole

   when time slows to a creeping tic...tock...,

   turning us red.

So slow.

I will hold you there with me,

   in our beautiful suspension of eternity,

   before I disappear,

      crushed into nothingness.

In an instant, I will snap

   loose from my hanging thread,

      our heartstring,

   and fall with chaotic cacophony

   into my cavernous mind as I grasp

   at fragmented shards,

      dull mirrors of refracting rainbows.

It will be night,

   of course,

   because of the absence of light.

I will eat up all brightness

   as I hurtle away,

   sucked up by the blossoming vacuum,

      gluttonous and greedy.

All things converge at me,

   except you.

You--in static equilibrium pooled at my ankles;

   dark puddles of shimmering symmetry.

You--a chilly fog caught in my lungs;

   I hold and blow floating rings of ghostly smoke.

You--the pale powder I dust myself in every morning;

   hide my imperfections.

There are tiny fluctuations

and eventually I will be shot out in jets--

   in energy, painfully piercing,

   reverberating in waves of gargantuan scales,

   and released from the suffocating pressure.

Forever,

I will be able to meander, twist, and spin.

Watch my movements leave ancient Aurora Borealis streaks,

   glittering ionized gas particles at my fingertips.

I, cold and gone, am with you again

finally

in my paradoxical, promised forever.

Not yet.

But soon.

ZzZ

Stinky

88.1

Man Eating

The man at the table across from mine
is eating yogurt. His eyes, following
the progress of the spoon, cross briefly
each time it nears his face. Time,

and the world with all its principalities,
might come to an end as prophesied
by the Apostle John, but what about
this man, so completely present

to the little carton with its cool,
sweet food, which has caused no animal
to suffer, and which he is eating
with a pearl-white plastic spoon.

-Jane Kenyon

I Wish

I wish I didn't.

BATTAL

LOOVE Emily: OMG SARAH

LOOVE Emily: the Xcore pokeman is a JUNIOR

LOOVE Emily: in HIGHSCHOOL

well satah says: D:

well satah says: did you battle?

LOOVE Emily: no, he is coming...IN THE NIGHT

LOOVE Emily: and he didn't ask his mother yet.

LOOVE Emily: T_T

well satah says: D:

well satah says: OMGGG.

LOOVE Emily: haaaaaah

LOOVE Emily: pii pii pii

well satah says: you better win...

LOOVE Emily: i KNOW

LOOVE Emily: otherwise i will bring shame and dishonor to us all

well satah says: yes, mulan, we must make a man out of you before you go into battal.

Love

LOOVE Emily: isn't love such an ostentatious concept though? I mean, what is to "love"?

justanotherkv: love comes from my loins

LOOVE Emily: your vagina?

justanotherkv: that too

LOOVE Emily: lol

LOOVE Emily: dude you should come over here and watch "Enchanted" with us.

justanotherkv: why?

LOOVE Emily: and possibly more....

justanotherkv: please provide me with a 5 page essay on why

LOOVE Emily: why? look deep inside your heart for the answer.

justanotherkv: I have no heart

justanotherkv: only loins

Narrative

LOOVE Emily: hello, sarah

well satah says: hello, emily.

well satah says: emily srtert erytertytt.

well satah says: march 234

well satah says: or 6546

well satah says: whatever.

well satah says: GREEN PANTY.

LOOVE Emily: TEAL SHIRT

well satah says: STUPID LAUGH.

LOOVE Emily: DOROBO

well satah says: AKUNIN

LOOVE Emily: AKUNIN

well satah says: "NO!"

well satah says: hand on head

well satah says: grimacing.

well satah says: "oh.. mygod."

well satah says: STUPID LAUGH.

well satah says: NECK CRAMP.

well satah says: STUPID.

well satah says: DOROBO.

well satah says: STUPID POSTURE.

LOOVE Emily: TERRORIST BURKAH

well satah says: stupid giggle.

well satah says: i'm an akunin.

Choco Ginger Walnut Cookies

Choco Ginger Walnut Cookies

makes: LOTS of cookies

1 pack chocolate cake mix

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 stick of margarine (because we don't deserve real butter)

2 teaspoons vanilla

1 teaspoon powdered ginger

1 teaspoon chopped ginger

1 cup chocolate chips

1/2 cup walnuts

1/4 cup candied ginger

Mix it all together. The batter should look like....DOODOO! Chill the dough then spoon it out and roll it around in a happy dust bath of powdered sugar and more powdered ginger. Bake at 350C for 14 minutes.

Oh yes I am better than Martha.

Martha Steward, you are FAIL!

Chocolate ginger cookies from Martha Steward--never make them  ):<

Candied ginger are jewels!

The dough was so bad. Somehow I was able to shape them by refrigerating the dough, rolling it out between two sheets of parchment paper, freezing the rolled out dough, quickly cutting out two shapes then peeling away the surrounding dough. Repeat 495840985 times  ):<< Here they are bedazzled with their ginger gems :3
And here the chocolate ginger cookies are out of the oven--black, hard, bitter hearts.
I scraped the rest of the dough off the parchment sheets into a ziplock and squeezed out shapes, which means more doodoo-shaped food.
They had no taste ):<<<

No, they has no flavor ):<<<<

Nathan

LOOVE Emily: sooo nathan

LOOVE Emily: youre going to live with GIRLS i hear

LOOVE Emily: theres going to be like tampons all over

justanotherkv: technically, no

LOOVE Emily: oh

justanotherkv: yeah

justanotherkv: we're not sharing a bathroom

LOOVE Emily: but the tampons will spread

justanotherkv: XP

LOOVE Emily: theyll creep out from the girls bathroom

LOOVE Emily: then travel down the hall, clinging to the walls

justanotherkv: we're on different floors

justanotherkv: =P

LOOVE Emily: OK

LOOVE Emily: and then up the stairs

LOOVE Emily: leaving bloody trails

justanotherkv: down the stairs

LOOVE Emily: and then one day youll wake up and there will be a tampon on your forehead

LOOVE Emily: OK even better

justanotherkv: and I'll eat it

LOOVE Emily: they will snake down the stairs

LOOVE Emily: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

justanotherkv: mmmm

LOOVE Emily: ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justanotherkv: or stick it in one of my own bodily orfices

Cole, My New Lover.

2560

Choco Doodoo Meringue Pancakes

So I was on The Internets and saw this so I decided I must make them. Instead of making Chocolate Meringue Kisses, I wanted to make Chocolate Meringue Doodoos. But the doodoo swirl didn't come out so they were Choco Meringue Doodoo Pancakes.

They were still warm when I took them out so they kind of stuck to the parchment paper.
The topping is my most fav spread evar: nutella-sour cream.


Nutella-sour cream on its belly
and another one on top and it's now a lovely sammich.

SO GOOD!