BATTAL

LOOVE Emily: OMG SARAH

LOOVE Emily: the Xcore pokeman is a JUNIOR

LOOVE Emily: in HIGHSCHOOL

well satah says: D:

well satah says: did you battle?

LOOVE Emily: no, he is coming...IN THE NIGHT

LOOVE Emily: and he didn't ask his mother yet.

LOOVE Emily: T_T

well satah says: D:

well satah says: OMGGG.

LOOVE Emily: haaaaaah

LOOVE Emily: pii pii pii

well satah says: you better win...

LOOVE Emily: i KNOW

LOOVE Emily: otherwise i will bring shame and dishonor to us all

well satah says: yes, mulan, we must make a man out of you before you go into battal.

Love

LOOVE Emily: isn't love such an ostentatious concept though? I mean, what is to "love"?

justanotherkv: love comes from my loins

LOOVE Emily: your vagina?

justanotherkv: that too

LOOVE Emily: lol

LOOVE Emily: dude you should come over here and watch "Enchanted" with us.

justanotherkv: why?

LOOVE Emily: and possibly more....

justanotherkv: please provide me with a 5 page essay on why

LOOVE Emily: why? look deep inside your heart for the answer.

justanotherkv: I have no heart

justanotherkv: only loins

Narrative

LOOVE Emily: hello, sarah

well satah says: hello, emily.

well satah says: emily srtert erytertytt.

well satah says: march 234

well satah says: or 6546

well satah says: whatever.

well satah says: GREEN PANTY.

LOOVE Emily: TEAL SHIRT

well satah says: STUPID LAUGH.

LOOVE Emily: DOROBO

well satah says: AKUNIN

LOOVE Emily: AKUNIN

well satah says: "NO!"

well satah says: hand on head

well satah says: grimacing.

well satah says: "oh.. mygod."

well satah says: STUPID LAUGH.

well satah says: NECK CRAMP.

well satah says: STUPID.

well satah says: DOROBO.

well satah says: STUPID POSTURE.

LOOVE Emily: TERRORIST BURKAH

well satah says: stupid giggle.

well satah says: i'm an akunin.

Choco Ginger Walnut Cookies

Choco Ginger Walnut Cookies

makes: LOTS of cookies

1 pack chocolate cake mix

1/4 cup brown sugar

1 stick of margarine (because we don't deserve real butter)

2 teaspoons vanilla

1 teaspoon powdered ginger

1 teaspoon chopped ginger

1 cup chocolate chips

1/2 cup walnuts

1/4 cup candied ginger

Mix it all together. The batter should look like....DOODOO! Chill the dough then spoon it out and roll it around in a happy dust bath of powdered sugar and more powdered ginger. Bake at 350C for 14 minutes.

Oh yes I am better than Martha.

Martha Steward, you are FAIL!

Chocolate ginger cookies from Martha Steward--never make them  ):<

Candied ginger are jewels!

The dough was so bad. Somehow I was able to shape them by refrigerating the dough, rolling it out between two sheets of parchment paper, freezing the rolled out dough, quickly cutting out two shapes then peeling away the surrounding dough. Repeat 495840985 times  ):<< Here they are bedazzled with their ginger gems :3
And here the chocolate ginger cookies are out of the oven--black, hard, bitter hearts.
I scraped the rest of the dough off the parchment sheets into a ziplock and squeezed out shapes, which means more doodoo-shaped food.
They had no taste ):<<<

No, they has no flavor ):<<<<

Nathan

LOOVE Emily: sooo nathan

LOOVE Emily: youre going to live with GIRLS i hear

LOOVE Emily: theres going to be like tampons all over

justanotherkv: technically, no

LOOVE Emily: oh

justanotherkv: yeah

justanotherkv: we're not sharing a bathroom

LOOVE Emily: but the tampons will spread

justanotherkv: XP

LOOVE Emily: theyll creep out from the girls bathroom

LOOVE Emily: then travel down the hall, clinging to the walls

justanotherkv: we're on different floors

justanotherkv: =P

LOOVE Emily: OK

LOOVE Emily: and then up the stairs

LOOVE Emily: leaving bloody trails

justanotherkv: down the stairs

LOOVE Emily: and then one day youll wake up and there will be a tampon on your forehead

LOOVE Emily: OK even better

justanotherkv: and I'll eat it

LOOVE Emily: they will snake down the stairs

LOOVE Emily: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

justanotherkv: mmmm

LOOVE Emily: ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

justanotherkv: or stick it in one of my own bodily orfices

Cole, My New Lover.

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Choco Doodoo Meringue Pancakes

So I was on The Internets and saw this so I decided I must make them. Instead of making Chocolate Meringue Kisses, I wanted to make Chocolate Meringue Doodoos. But the doodoo swirl didn't come out so they were Choco Meringue Doodoo Pancakes.

They were still warm when I took them out so they kind of stuck to the parchment paper.
The topping is my most fav spread evar: nutella-sour cream.


Nutella-sour cream on its belly
and another one on top and it's now a lovely sammich.

SO GOOD!