GRRRRRRRRE

Jake, the leviathan, gave an insipidly lugubrious eulogy. The audience's latent irascibility corroborated the buttress of burgeoning discontent. This fact was not ameliorated by the previous speaker's floridly garrulous bombast, delivered with exorbitant fervor. Nevermind, his mealy-mouthedness--his loquacious diction (despite breaches in sagacity) attenuated the audience's less than erudite minds, enervating them to blandishment and chicanery with much efficacy.